Short One Liner Jokes

Women and childrens
Should women have childrens after 35?
No, 35 childrens are more then enough.

Girls and numbers
Girls are 70% beautiful
Girls are 75% sweet
Girls are 80% sexy
girls are 85% naughty
girls are 90% hot
Girls are 100% lovely
Total 70+75+80+85+90+100 = 420

Husband and wife
Husband to wife: which book you like most?
I like cheque book most.

Waiter and husband
Waiter to customer: Do you like black coffee?
Customer: Which other colour you have?

Girlfriend to boyfriend
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me?
Boyfriend: Ya, sure i checked the whole list yesterday.


Father drives cars
Boy 1: My father drive car so fast that some people fly away.
Bot 2: My father drive car so fast that all people run away.
Boy 3: My father drives car so fast that " car is in garage and he is in hospital"

Car drives at high speed
Once santa was driving car at 80. After accident he is in ambulance at speed 160.


Work
For whom you work?
For my boss, wife and childrens.

Birthday present
What you want on your birthday? Father asked to boy
Nothing much a radio with sports car.

My father was soo old that history called as present affair.


Teacher and student
If you stop man from beating his donkey. Then what you will say them? Teacher asked to his student.
Student: Brotherly love sir.

Premi premika
Premika premi se: Mai maa banane wali hu?
Premi: Tum thik to ho?
Premika: Haa, mai tumhare dad se shaadi karke tumhari maa banane wali hu.

Drunk in court
Drunk were hauled in court. You are here for drinking.
Drunker: Awesome when we start the next session of drinking sir.

What can you do? Which other people cann't do?
I can read my writing.

Once santa parked his vehicle on fine for parking board.

Once sardarji started washing the basin why??
Because it was written wash basin.