Lawyer to Sardariji in court

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

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Mother and daughter jokes

Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?”

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Crazy joke of the day

Prove that 2/10=2
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Japanese student:
Wrong question.
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Pakistan student:
No Way
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American student:
It's strange, how s it possible?
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Santa:
Two/Ten=
wo/en
T wit T cancel.
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
So
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
!
India is proud of u santa..

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