Funny Sardar Jokes And Jokes In Hindi

Sardar ji and girlfriend:
Sardar Ji: Ek baar sardar ji ne apni girl friend ko call kar kaha. Mere ghar par koi nahi hai. Tum aa jao.
Sardar Ji ki girl friend shaam ko ghar aati hai. To use koi nahi milta.ooh...Ye sarad ji bhi na.

Sardarji ad in paper:
Sardar ji ne kahi pad liya ki paper me ad dene ke natije bahut jaldi mil jate hai.
Unhone agle din paper me ad de diya. Ki unhe night watchman ki jarurat hai.
usi raat ko unke ghar me chori ho gayi.

Do sardar:
Ek baar ek sardar ne dusre sardar se kaha: me bachpan me 10th floor se gira tha.
Dusra sardar: to bacha ki nahi?
Pehla sardar: pata nahi yaar..yaad nahi.

Sardar ji in Interview:
question: Sarda ji ye ford kya hai?
sardarji: Ford gaddi hai.
Question: Oxford kya hai?
Sardarji: Ox means bail and ford meand gaddi..means bullcart..bailgaddi.

Sardaji and jinn
Jinn mago kya mangana hai?
Sardar ji: i want to be rich.
Jinn: sardar rich ban gaya.
Sardar: Mujhe Amreican bannana hai.
Jinn: ban gaya.
Sardar: Mujhe binna dimag lagaye amir banana hai.
Jinn: use vapas sardar banna deta hai.

Sardar ji train driver:
train ek baar keht me itdar udar chali jati hai phir vapas track par aa jati hai.
Sabhi passenger dar jate hai.
baad me pata chalta hai ki train driver sardar hai.
Sardarji Tumne train keht me kyo utari?
Sir ji ek aadmi track par khada tha.
Sir: to tumne ek aadmi ke liyte, itne aadmiyo ki jaan. khatre me daali?
Nahi sir wo keto me bhaag gaya tha to mene gaddi useke phiche laga di.

Sardar ji and gadha
Sardar ji ka gadha kho gaya.
Shaam ko sardar ji: bhagvan to thanks kar rahe the.
Wife of sardar: Gadha kho gaya aur tum khus ho?
Sardar ji: Acha hua mai us par nahi betha tha jab wo kho gaya.

Sardar laughing
Ek baar ek truck dusre ko khich raha tha.
Sardar lot pot ho rahe the.
Kisi ne puch kya hua sardar ji?
Sardar Ji: Ek ko kiche ke liye 2-2.

Sardar ji and machli
Agar machli ko marna ho to kaise maroge?
Sardar in class: pani me dubo kar.

Sardar in Exam
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Sardar ji and traffic police
Sardar ji wrong side par gaddi le jate hai.
Traffic police: tumhe pata hai tum kaha gaddi dal rahe ho??
Sardar ji: jaha bhi dal raha hu..badi buri jagah hai. sab log waha se bhag rahe hai.