Pati Patni ki Khusi ka Raaz Whatsapp Messages

Ek ghar main pati patni k hasne ki bahut zor se awaz aa rahi thi.
Saare padosi unki khushhali ka raaz pata karne k liye unk ghar par ikattha ho gye.
Padisiyon ne puchha- Aap log itna kyu hans rahe hai?
Pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut aasan hai...
Hamare yahan meri biwi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
Agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nahi to main hasta hu..

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Pati patni ke chutkule

Pati: Bhagvan mujhe utha lo
Patni: Bhagvan mujhe inse pehle utha lo
Pati: Bhagvan jaldi se iski wish puri ka do.

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Lawyer to Sardariji in court

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

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Mother and daughter jokes

Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?”

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