Pati patni ke chutkule

Pati: Bhagvan mujhe utha lo
Patni: Bhagvan mujhe inse pehle utha lo
Pati: Bhagvan jaldi se iski wish puri ka do.

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Lawyer to Sardariji in court

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

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Mother and daughter jokes

Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?”

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Shaddi meri pasand ki ladki se

Son :- Ammi kya apni pasand ki shaadi karne se ghar wale naraz ho jaate hai ?
Mother :- Beta tu yakinan kisi chudel ke chakkar main aa gaya hai . yah aajkal ki ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phasane main lagi rehti hai , jahan accha ladka dekha shuru ho gaye , beta in sab se bach ke rehna , yeh bahut makkar hoti hai aur inka to khandaan…..
Son :- Ammi aisa kuch nahi hai . woh to abbu kah rahe the ki aap dono ki shaadi apni pasand se hui thi .

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