Mother and daughter jokes

Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?”

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Shaddi meri pasand ki ladki se

Son :- Ammi kya apni pasand ki shaadi karne se ghar wale naraz ho jaate hai ?
Mother :- Beta tu yakinan kisi chudel ke chakkar main aa gaya hai . yah aajkal ki ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phasane main lagi rehti hai , jahan accha ladka dekha shuru ho gaye , beta in sab se bach ke rehna , yeh bahut makkar hoti hai aur inka to khandaan…..
Son :- Ammi aisa kuch nahi hai . woh to abbu kah rahe the ki aap dono ki shaadi apni pasand se hui thi .

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funny jokes to tell for kids

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Looks
inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode

Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife asks : Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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very very funny jokes on professor sardar

Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before!

As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach.

He picked the roach and put it in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.

He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.

He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg.

He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach could not!

Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".

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Crazy sms jokes on sardar

Two Sardarji were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked, “Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test".
Second one asked, “So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied, “No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my drug test."

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Crazy jokes for kids

One day Sardar went to a shop.

















Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

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Crazy joke of the day

Prove that 2/10=2
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Japanese student:
Wrong question.
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Pakistan student:
No Way
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American student:
It's strange, how s it possible?
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Santa:
Two/Ten=
wo/en
T wit T cancel.
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
So
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
!
India is proud of u santa..

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