Patni ka Letter Pati Ko

पत्नी 💃का पत्र! 📮
गांव में एक स्त्री थी । उसके पति फ़ौज मे कार्यरत थे। वह आपने पति को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी, पर अल्प शिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था कि पूर्णविराम (Full Stop) कहां लगेगा ।
इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं पूर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
तो एक बार उसने अपने पति को कुछ इस प्रकार चिठ्ठी लिखी:
देखिए पूर्ण विराम का आतंक:-
मेरे प्यारे जीवनसाथी मेरा प्रणाम आपके चरणो मे।
आप ने अभी तक चिट्टी नहीं लिखी मेरी सहेली को । नौकरी मिल गयी है हमारी गाय को । बछडा दिया है दादाजी ने । शराब की लत लगाली है मैने । तुमको बहुत खत लिखे पर तुम नहीं आये कुत्ते के बच्चे । भेड़िया खा गया दो महीने का राशन । छुट्टी पर आते समय ले आना एक खूबसूरत औरत । मेरी सहेली बन गई है । और इस समय टीवी पर गाना गा रही है हमारी बकरी । बेच दी गयी है तुम्हारी मां । तुमको बहुत याद कर रही है एक पडोसन । हमें बहुत तंग करती है।
तुम्हारी चंदा 🌙।
परिणाम:-
पति का हार्ट फ़ेल।

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BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…

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Boy:
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”

Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”

God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”

Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

God said, “An arm and a leg…”

Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”

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Pati Patni ki Khusi ka Raaz Whatsapp Messages

Ek ghar main pati patni k hasne ki bahut zor se awaz aa rahi thi.
Saare padosi unki khushhali ka raaz pata karne k liye unk ghar par ikattha ho gye.
Padisiyon ne puchha- Aap log itna kyu hans rahe hai?
Pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut aasan hai...
Hamare yahan meri biwi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
Agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nahi to main hasta hu..

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